idk about you, but I don't pay my taxes to sports authorities.

The sports authorities get my gambling losses.

Where do you live that weekly public sports competitions is possibly, "idk", a function of the organization that collects taxes?

Mormons don’t go to temple every week. That would be an impossible logistical nightmare

I think the parent meant church. Most people aren't aware of the different functions of LDS churches, temples, and wards.